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thatsmoderatelyraven:

i bet people dont understand that im joking 800% of the time

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leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

leafsfeelings:

choptail:

*SLAMS REBLOG BUTTON*

HIT REBLOG SO GODDAMN FAST

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sushipencil:

bikinimybottom:

funfandoms:

inbox:

Leo[n]ard[o] Di Cap[oscars]rio

it took longer than it should have for me to realise that there’s no oscars in leo’s last name

there aren’t any in his hands either

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pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey



I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

pearlcrystalgem:

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

I

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ask-notebeat-and-freinds:

thejamesboyle:

caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

the first post ever on tumblr

The first post…

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iamtonysexual:

twisted—tragedy:

maid-of-heir:

therealfemstrider:

mattg124:

octopenis:

oblivionwayfarer:

grammaticalgenius:

jen0v4:

iamtonysexual:

welcometogeekdom:

allhailthecrazygirl:

napoleonbonerhard:

iamtonysexual:

lol reblog if uR A TRU 90’S KID!1!!

THIS IS TERRIFYING

i made a face that i have never made before

…yay?

I WAS JAMMING OUT AND THEN HAD TO MAKE IT STOP AND THEN STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I’M SO SCARED

It’s actually really hilarious to me how about 1/6 of the people who are reblogging this post only listen to the first couple of seconds and reblog it without listening any further, with no idea what they’ve unleashed upon their bretheren.

X3

BILL NYE THE DARK LORD SATAN

SCIENCE RULES.

ALL HAIL BILL.

HAIL BILL NYE

WHAT

THE

FUCK

IS

GOING

ON

<Pentagram> </Pentagram>

Bill Bill Bill Bill BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL B I L L B I L L B I L L B I L L

is this hell

I’m fucking scared

i’m so happy this is still going around after all this time

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Nathan Fillion on Jimmy Kimmel (x)

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beeerouge:

I love that people do this stuff. Take images and use the magnificent invention of the internet to share them. 

It’s beautiful.

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dutchster:

this was the result of a korean high school having no rules for their senior photos

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absolutcute:

i want to look like an arctic monkeys song

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