I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.
This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people
I WAS JAMMING OUT AND THEN HAD TO MAKE IT STOP AND THEN STARTED LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY I’M SO SCARED
It’s actually really hilarious to me how about 1/6 of the people who are reblogging this post only listen to the first couple of seconds and reblog it without listening any further, with no idea what they’ve unleashed upon their bretheren.
BILL NYE THE DARK LORD SATAN
ALL HAIL BILL.
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Bill Bill Bill Bill BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL B I L L B I L L B I L L B I L L
is this hell
I’m fucking scared
i’m so happy this is still going around after all this time